Nepo-lean ComplexThe Buzz Cut: Nepo Babies Advocate for Themselves Amid Marginalization by Magazine This week in The Buzz Cut: nepo babies fight back, the internet holds a man to beauty standards, and Indians selectively celebrate one movie over others. By Rohitha Naraharisetty
Saffron SellsThe Buzz Cut: Public Outrage at Woman Who Made Saffron Look Good for Once This week in The Buzz Cut: unexpected parties protest saffronization, a dishwashing liquid is inclusive, and a free speech advocate frees journalists of speech. By Rohitha Naraharisetty
Royal WoesThe Buzz Cut: Couple Releases New Documentary Spotlighting How They Left the Spotlight This week in The Buzz Cut: a couple navigates the spotlight, a pan-India song breaks barriers, and an aged woman baffles the press. By Rohitha Naraharisetty
All in Mansplain SightThe Buzz Cut: Man Helpfully Explains to Prime Ministers What Prime Ministers Do This week in The Buzz Cut: a man helps two Prime Ministers a woman watches her in-laws unravel, and an engagement arrives on time. By Rohitha Naraharisetty
Tweeting a StormThe Buzz Cut: Woman’s Tweet Simultaneously Upsets National Security and Secure Nationalists This week in The Buzz Cut: a woman upsets a stable nation, another woman stuns by existing, and a man sues for the stars. By Rohitha Naraharisetty
Paternal HeavyliftingThe Buzz Cut: Man Who Witnessed Laborious Birth Lauded for Immediately Hitting the Gym This week in The Buzz Cut: a man is praised for his hard work, a former couple shocks the nation by appearing together, and men kick ball. By Rohitha Naraharisetty
Com-pete Against the OddsThere’s a Misogynistic Undercurrent to the Pete Davidson Memes The shock over Davidson “bagging” beautiful women is only thinly separated from incel ideology. By Rohitha Naraharisetty
Can the Super-rich Speak?The Buzz Cut: Man Who Messed Around Beginning to Find Out This week in The Buzz Cut: a man receives knowledge he was excluded from, a film turns as old as its protagonist, and a concert announces nutrition. By Rohitha Naraharisetty
House of Victim CardsThe Buzz Cut: #MeToo‑ed Man Wallows in Pits of Cancellation While Receiving Award This week in The Buzz Cut: a cancelled man suffers from success, an adult is confused for a child wizard, and a rich man plots to get richer. By Rohitha Naraharisetty
Call the Propaganda PoliceThe Buzz Cut: Actor Searches for Imaginary Bridge in Film While Burning Real Ones This week in The Buzz Cut: a man bridges the gap between fiction and fact, a nation celebrates another, and a man pens another's biography. By Rohitha Naraharisetty
In Hailey MatrimonyThe Buzz Cut: Two Women Photographed Together Revolutionize Feminist Sisterhood This week in The Buzz Cut: two women accomplish feminism's goals, a Desi Girl talks hunger in Kenya, and an album threatens therapists. By Rohitha Naraharisetty
Need a RefundThe Buzz Cut: Two Formerly Cool Artists Become Unexpected Competitors in Race to Cancellation This week in The Buzz Cut, cool celebrities hurtle toward oblivion, a patriarchal festival is feminist, and a man who owns the grapevine quits Twitter. By Rohitha Naraharisetty
Bye RamThe Buzz Cut: Religious Film Spirals Into Existential Crisis as Own Community Disowns It This week in The Buzz Cut: a film is let down by its people, a mystery is finally solved, and an actor upholds gender stereotypes. By Rohitha Naraharisetty
Sad Guru BluesThe Buzz Cut: Spiritual Guru Helpfully Reminds Women That They’re Not Okay This week in The Buzz Cut: a guru teaches women about their experience, a man reveals the secret of his youth, and feminism goes far-right. By Rohitha Naraharisetty
They Will All Be LovedThe Buzz Cut: Relationship Expert Teaches World What Not to Do This week in The Buzz Cut: a man's various professions are revealed, white men's deeds get another talent show, and skin is liberated from gender By Rohitha Naraharisetty
Part of Whose World?The Buzz Cut: Human Allies Stand Up for Mermaid Community Alleging Inaccurate Representation This week in The Buzz Cut: historians debate the race of a mermaid, a citizen criticizes the lack of working pens, and a white man tides through a space-induced health crisis. By Rohitha Naraharisetty
Schrödinger's SpitThe Buzz Cut: Amid Catastrophic Weather Events, Man’s Saliva Becomes Matter of International Concern This week in The Buzz Cut: a man's spit overrides all other water concerns, an actor dishes on Big Biscuit, and a reality star sustains. By Rohitha Naraharisetty
Tick Tock Your Time's UpThe Buzz Cut: Man Keeps Biological Clock on Behalf of All Women This week in The Buzz Cut: a man's ability to detect age is unmatched, a cartoon bear gets a side gig, and a royal opens up about financial struggles. By Rohitha Naraharisetty